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Where the fuck are we now?

The yearly scorecard is frozen at the one-year mark. This page is the rolling status. What he did THIS WEEK. The court he just lost. The bloke he just fired. The 3am tweet. The latest tariff own-goal. Plus a stack of BBQ-ready facts you can flatten the uncle with.

The yearly scorecard on the home page is frozen at the one-year mark. THIS page is the rolling 'where the fuck are we now' update. Tariff debacles, court losses, foreign policy own goals, the latest cabinet bloke he's fired by tweet, whatever batshit thing he Truth Social'd at 3am. Fresh items go to the top.

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Twelve facts for the next family BBQ

Print these out, fold them up, slip them into your wallet next to your Medicare card. When the uncle with the red hat starts going at the snags about how Trump fixed inflation and saved America, pull them out. Every number links to its source. Win the argument with paperwork, drink his last beer, leave.

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